dinkywinks:

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

angel-gamer:

capturetheatre:

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

7mangoes:

a couple 😍

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

jack-twist:

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.”

Stand By Me (1986) dir. Rob Reiner

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

sekushionyanko-blog:

black-to-the-bones:

when you really do care about mother nature

That is cool af

spocksplum:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

quousque:

advanced-procrastination:

captainkirk94:

goldenpoc:

exomoon:

rexpinn:

emiria:

theradicalace:

tossingtelevisions:

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

c-bassmeow:

femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

This is Ellen DeGeneres